What the f? It's supposed to snow today, and it's not just a little bit...we're supposed to get between 3-6 inches, maybe more. What the f? That's it, someone needs to find Mother Nature and have a talk with her. It's APRIL! It's April SHOWERS bring May flowers. Not April snow or April sleet, that stuff doesn't rhyme with FLOWERS. That's it, I'm making up my own.

April sleet means Mother Nature's a deadbeat.
April snow sure does blow.
April sleet brings MOTHER NATURE A MOUTHFUL OF CHICKLETS!!!!!!!!!

Stay tuned.