haircut please!

My hair grows too damn fast. It's rapidly approaching the mullet stage and I'm getting scared.

Okay, I'm kidding, it's not anywhere near that bad. It's just getting kinda long.

Okay, again, I'm joking. I promise and swear to never let my hair do that, and if I do, everyone I know has the right to tie me down and shave my head and then beat me for letting it get that bad.

But honestly, how could one not want to cultivate such a fine hairstyle and make it into a family tradition?

Eeesh. That's enough. I'm off to schedule a hair appointment.