Sunday night is the musical talent show at my church. I'm going to be in it, but not to sing. If I were to sing, you can count on people running from the auditorium while covering their bleeding ears.

No, what I will be doing is a first for me. I can play the sax, I can play the piano, but I am learning a new instrument so that I may accompany my wifey and our friend Miles during the song "Rocky Top" by John Denver.

I am learning how to play the spoons.

And it's not sounding too bad, actually.

I don't think I'll branch out to the jaw harp anytime soon, though.