Blimpy Girl Can't Catch a Break

Sigh. After my last attempt with Alan at Saturn where I offered to do his job for the day in exchange for a blimp ride, I still faced rejection.

Hello,

If it could be that easy... Again, I appreciate your good-nature messages.
Have a great weekend.

Sincerely,

Alan McKenna
Saturn Customer Assistance Center

I should probably stop harassing this poor customer service guy. He might stop being so congenial if I keep emailing him possible ways of getting my ass onto the Saturn LightShip.

Well, next up then, the HP Hood LightShip.