Blimpy Girl REJECTED!

Denied!

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Hello,

Thank you for writing to Saturn.

There was a time when owners could come to our corporate offices here in
Spring Hill, Tennessee and take a ride in the Saturn Lightship, but we have
had so many requests that we are unable to honor those requests today.
Also, the Lightship's schedule has become extremely busy this past year,
making it difficult to fulfill rides to our owners.

We appreciate your interest! Please feel free to e-mail us again or call us
at 1-800-553-6000, prompt 3.

Sincerely,
Alan McKenna
Saturn Customer Assistance Center
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And so I will try harder. Here's my email back to Alan:

Dear Alan--

Thanks for your quick response.

What if I promise to wash your car, too?

Thanks!
-Me
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Maybe that's all Alan McKenna needs to hear.