I love run-on sentences. Here's the best one I found today. It's from a Montrose, Colorado, newspaper:

"The city of Montrose plans to take a pro-active approach to this year's mosquito season in an attempt to keep the West Nile virus from striking the area as hard as it did on the Front Range last year, and the county is working with the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment to help educate the public on how to avoid the summertime pest and the potentially deadly disease it may carry."

Please, please, fair blog readers of mine -- write me ones in the comments section that are better than that one!