Married Life

The wife was out of town all weekend. That means I sat around eating a poor diet and just generally being a gigantic slug.

I fear what would happen if she was out of town for a week or more. She would come home to find me stuck to the couch, the TV remote attached to one hand and various empty food containers around me.

Although I do clean when she's not around. So the couch/TV area would look horrible, but the rest of the apartment would be spotless.

So I guess if I was back to single life again, there would be an extensive period of horrible eating habits combined with a clean apartment until I fully re-adjusted.