Weakling

I pulled a muscle in my neck. I'm not positive how it happened. The only thing I can think of is that it happened while I was throwing around the ol' pigskin with the wife and another friend last Saturday. But my neck didn't start hurting until Monday.

And now here I am on Friday, at work, holding a bag of frozen peas against the back of my head/neck. I believe bags of frozen peas (or corn, if you like) are the best ergonomically designed ice-packs available not just because they adjust to the shape of whatever you're holding it against, but also because you eat them later if you get hungry.

Don't try that with Icy Hot or a Pit Pack.