Half-full or half-empty?
Since I'm having a [sarcasm] fantastic [/sarcasm] morning thus far, I thought I'd help add to yours.
Go check out how long you have until you die via the helpful Death Clock.
I'm around til November 10, 2057. I should probably try to make things a little more worthwhile.
Since I'm having a [sarcasm] fantastic [/sarcasm] morning thus far, I thought I'd help add to yours.
Go check out how long you have until you die via the helpful Death Clock.
I'm around til November 10, 2057. I should probably try to make things a little more worthwhile.
posted by H at
10:26 AM
5 Comments:
I'm around until February 7, 2081. That's old.
Feb 23, 2032. I guess I should start working on that mid life crisis.
Sunday, June 13, 2055. Please make sure that my funeral is profound, interesting, and politically polemical at the same time. I think my life is about the same right now as your morning. What's up?
August 31, 2056. What does it mean that that's our anniversary, honey?
March 15, 2057. I'd say the major flaw in the death clock is that it doesn't ask you if you are left or right handed. As all we left-handers know, we die earlier.
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