Love

Nothing says love like being drunk-dialed by two of your best friends at 1:30 in the morning. So, to embarrass them, here are the details.

"A detailed account of my activities between 1:20am and 1:50am on August 11"

is sleeping. She hears the phone ring, but she never answers the phone while she's half-asleep because if it's really important, the person will call back right away.

In the background, hears an oddly distorted message, but can't make it out as the machine is too far away from the bedroom.

Suddenly, cell phone rings. Her stomach drops because that now means someone is dead or something is on fire.

gets up, staggers into the living room, steps on the cat, steps on the cat's sharp toy, and then turns the light on. The cell phone has stopped ringing, so listens to the message on the machine.

The following is a transcript of that message on the home phone number's answering machine:
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(loud noise and garbled words), HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, CRAP, SH*T, WHAT? HAHAHAHAHAH aslgijwogijwerovijnoivjhioerjhvboijhweroibhoi!!!!!
*beep*
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Now listens to the message on her cell phone's voicemail. The following is a transcript of that message:

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(very loud background noise)
Okay . this is Ashley and Amber, for real. We're leaving you a message, we would like to apologize for whatever message is on your phone. HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

And now we are clearly drunk, ahhahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
laishfolahifsadghiwiouvbhuiweb!!!!!!!!!!

Mindy is someone I know who Amber only met tonight and Mindy is using Amber's (EDITED FOR EXPLICIT CONTENT)!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

hahahhaahfgoaihgwoirhgouwerhgvaosifhoaihvoahvoh!!!!!!!!!
*beep*
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lovely wife rolls over to ask what's going on after hearing say, "Those f**kers" while laughing.

For the next 20 minutes as tries to go back to sleep, she will just start to doze off and then start giggling uncontrollably at what the hell just happened. The EXPLICIT CONTENT words keep making her crack up.

FIN