Spam Subject Line of the Day
"Invade and embroider"
Beware, all foes! I shall conquer thy kingdom and fill it with my homemade handicrafted goods! Beware my thread count! I am a knitter of DOOM!
"Invade and embroider"
Beware, all foes! I shall conquer thy kingdom and fill it with my homemade handicrafted goods! Beware my thread count! I am a knitter of DOOM!
posted by H at
3:22 PM
6 Comments:
Actually, this made me laugh harder than the fart stories did.
I'm trembling in my crocheted booties!
You know, that would be pretty impressive if you could knit doom. I mean, I would be scared of someone who could do that. Or embroider some death into a pillowcase. That would be scary too.
Dude, you're gonna have to battle me for knitter of doom. Or maybe I could just assume the title "Misanthropic Knitter." Which reminds me that *I* got some personalized spam the other day that read "katrinka misanthrope." Most definitely a sign.
I am imagining the three fates, now, with their black robes, but instead of weaving, they are KNITTING!
Only one of them has scissors, though.
Madam Defarge! in Tale of Two Cities! She was a Knitter of Doom!
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