Brilliant

We keep the TV on CNN here in the office and I just heard one of their anchors ask a very intelligent question of the fire chief about a chemical plant explosion out in Phoenix, Arizona. The plant produces and tests aircraft ejection seats.

Anchor: So the chemicals on site there - are those chemical related to the aircraft ejection seats produced there?

I think I know what she meant by asking that, but perhaps she could have phrased that better. Anyway, I sure was hoping the fire chief she was speaking with would answer

"No, actually, they just really enjoy keeping large barrels of toxic chemicals on-hand in that factory. You know, for fun."