Shampoo Jokes
Amy likes to use Herbal Essence shampoo, and just recently they changed the style of their bottles. Now they're all trendy and crap, or whatever the word is for "cool." Plus, they now include a joke on each shampoo bottle, but the answer is only to be found on the corresponding shampoo style's conditioner bottle. So if you mix and match shampoo and conditioner types like Amy does, then you don't get to read the super awesome punch lines from one joke, but you do get to read a punchline for a joke that you never read.
While I don't remember the punchline given on the conditioner bottle Amy has, I do know the unanswered joke on the shampoo bottle.
"What is the favorite sport at a nudist colony?"
I'm sure I'd chuckle at the answer, but in reality I'm wondering the opposite. Actually, I'm not really wondering, I'm coming up with answers for what would be the least favorite sport for nudists at a nudist colony.
Some examples:
1- Bowling.
2- Skiing.
3- Pole Vaulting.
4- The triple jump (done at track & field meets).
I can make jokes about Two-Hand Touch Football, too, but I'll leave those to you. In any case, I thought about many sports and what it would be like to play them naked. Some wouldn't be a big deal, most likely (for a nudist, anyway), because what you're wearing just isn't important due to the game constraints. Take Lawn Darts, for example. If you get stabbed by one of those things it's going to hurt whether you're naked or not. Unless you normally wear chain-mail, in which case, playing Lawn Darts naked will be a drastic change for you.
Also, baseball, basketball - those may not be that bad naked (again, for nudists). The same for the javelin throw, or running a marathon. Water-skiing? Swimming and diving? Nothing major there. The same with beach volleyball. Even with swimsuits or clothes, you still get sand everywhere.
Skiing and hockey would be hard - especially if you wiped out. Equestrian might be a challenge, too. And here's another question that came to me, if you're a proud nudist and a frequent skateboarder - do you wear a helmet and safety pads?
So, who knows what the answer to the joke question from Herbal Essence is, I just want to thank them for giving me something to think about. If you have any other ideas about least/most favorite nudist sports, kindly suggest them in the comments.
Amy likes to use Herbal Essence shampoo, and just recently they changed the style of their bottles. Now they're all trendy and crap, or whatever the word is for "cool." Plus, they now include a joke on each shampoo bottle, but the answer is only to be found on the corresponding shampoo style's conditioner bottle. So if you mix and match shampoo and conditioner types like Amy does, then you don't get to read the super awesome punch lines from one joke, but you do get to read a punchline for a joke that you never read.
While I don't remember the punchline given on the conditioner bottle Amy has, I do know the unanswered joke on the shampoo bottle.
"What is the favorite sport at a nudist colony?"
I'm sure I'd chuckle at the answer, but in reality I'm wondering the opposite. Actually, I'm not really wondering, I'm coming up with answers for what would be the least favorite sport for nudists at a nudist colony.
Some examples:
1- Bowling.
2- Skiing.
3- Pole Vaulting.
4- The triple jump (done at track & field meets).
I can make jokes about Two-Hand Touch Football, too, but I'll leave those to you. In any case, I thought about many sports and what it would be like to play them naked. Some wouldn't be a big deal, most likely (for a nudist, anyway), because what you're wearing just isn't important due to the game constraints. Take Lawn Darts, for example. If you get stabbed by one of those things it's going to hurt whether you're naked or not. Unless you normally wear chain-mail, in which case, playing Lawn Darts naked will be a drastic change for you.
Also, baseball, basketball - those may not be that bad naked (again, for nudists). The same for the javelin throw, or running a marathon. Water-skiing? Swimming and diving? Nothing major there. The same with beach volleyball. Even with swimsuits or clothes, you still get sand everywhere.
Skiing and hockey would be hard - especially if you wiped out. Equestrian might be a challenge, too. And here's another question that came to me, if you're a proud nudist and a frequent skateboarder - do you wear a helmet and safety pads?
So, who knows what the answer to the joke question from Herbal Essence is, I just want to thank them for giving me something to think about. If you have any other ideas about least/most favorite nudist sports, kindly suggest them in the comments.
posted by H at
12:30 PM
4 Comments:
Favorite sport at a nudist colony? I'd have to vote for naked wrestling. That's my favorite naked sport and I'm not even a nudist. This sport is also sometimes called by the name "sex".
I think the luge is a particularly bad idea for a naked person. Especially street luge. Have you ever skinned your bare ass? It's not fun.
I'd also be concerned about nude fencing. There are so many ways that could go terribly, terribly wrong.
Rugby? Depends who is playing. There are some people I would definitely not get in a naked scrum with.
And of course naked weightlifting, what with all the straining, would probably not be easy to watch.
I just went out to the Herbal Essence website to see if they had the answers. They do, provided you click on the right bottle. But was disturbed me was the decriptions of each product were written as if the actual product was talking about itself, i.e. "Use me if you want your hair to be super stick straight. Massage me into your scalp and relax." It's sort of creepy.
I would just like to comment that the new design irritates me greatly, because now I can't refill my travel-size with them very easily, unlike with the old hippie model. I really hope the shampoo is still actually nature-friendly. Because you wouldn't know that from the packaging.
Has anybody mentioned croquet?
how about handball?
pogosticks?
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