Breaking news

Coworker 1: I don't get it, how do you find these stories?
Coworker 2: It's obvious that she does a daily search for stories about donkeys and energy issues.
Me: Yeah, I have a daily google news alert set up with the words "gas prices" and "mules."
Coworker 1: Do you really?
Me: *blank stare*....Are you really asking me that question?