Making Fun of Something Terrible
One of the papers in DC this morning had a huge headline on the front page: "Anthrax mailer driven by rage."

Seeing that made me wonder what else someone would be driven by if they're set on killing people. I suppose it could be "suspicion" or "depression," but those are related to rage. Then I started thinking of the unusual things that could drive an anthrax killer.

"Anthrax mailer driven by hilarity"
"Anthrax mailer driven by Miss Daisy"
"Anthrax mailer driven by incredible focus and a commitment to excellence"
"Anthrax mailer driven by love of rabbits"
"Anthrax mailer driven by urge to cuddle"

Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?