Advice

I'm honored when people ask me for advice. Makes me feel wise, or maybe like they just ran out of other people to ask and I was the only one left in the room. In any case, here's some wisdom I recently gave to a friend:

In my experience, when God closes a door, he opens a window.....and then he pushes me out of it and I land in a huge thorny shrubbery three floors below. Naked. But in front of the thorny shrubbery and my bloodied corpse, lies something quite awesome that I didn't expect. Like band-aids. Or a phenomenal career move. There's a message in that. I don't know where, but maybe you'll find it.