How Will You Die?
That cracks me up. Thanks to Shannon for pointing out this oh-so-wise quiz.
I like to think that I'm not ignorant of general safety precautions around animals -- especially ones with big pointy teeth and/or the power to crush me -- and that's because my first rule of dealing with animals with big pointy teeth and/or the power to crush me is this:
-Don't ever frickin' get near them. Ever. Dammit.
What I'm still pondering, though, is what to do if a bear armed with a gun, knife, and a bomb shows up on my doorstep. I think then I'm screwed.
You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.
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That cracks me up. Thanks to Shannon for pointing out this oh-so-wise quiz.
I like to think that I'm not ignorant of general safety precautions around animals -- especially ones with big pointy teeth and/or the power to crush me -- and that's because my first rule of dealing with animals with big pointy teeth and/or the power to crush me is this:
-Don't ever frickin' get near them. Ever. Dammit.
What I'm still pondering, though, is what to do if a bear armed with a gun, knife, and a bomb shows up on my doorstep. I think then I'm screwed.
posted by H at
9:08 AM
3 Comments:
Here's mine. You scored as Bomb. Your death will be by bomging. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Bomb 60%
Gunshot 40%
Suicide 40%
Dissapear 40%
Disease 40%
Stabbed 40%
Poison 27%
Eaten 13%
Suffocated13%
Accident13%
Drowning7%
Electric Chair0%
Cut Throat 0%
Cut Throat 80%
Suicide 60%
Bomb 60%
Posion 53%
Gunshot 53%
Electric Chair 53%
Dissapear 53%
Suffocated 53%
Disease 47%
Eaten 47%
Stabbed 47%
Drowning 27%
Accident 27%
Here's what I got. But I kind of lied about my criminal tendencies and my status as a foreign dignitary. Which probably skewed the results.
Heather-
i think you're going to be eaten by the cat because you're always teasing her. I see the look in her eye....
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